Sigh...

So, I have been feeling pretty discouraged, disappointed and defeated lately (at work specifically) when I see people with the IQ and work ethic of a retarded monkey, be promoted in this world (at work mostly)...where's the fairness to the ones who work hard (in my office) and usually end up doing the job of the inadequately intelligent simians? (at work...I think you see the pattern...)  URGH! 

Whelp, such is life in the real world, I know...but what if it didn't have to be that way?  What if we all banded together and voted all of the jackasses off the island?  I vote yes!  Let's all make a pact right now, ok?  Say it with me now...

"I (your name here) do solemnly pinky swear to never, never, ever promote, turn a blind eye or tolerate the bonehead, jackass, lazy know-nothing, off putting, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit that they are!"

Hallelujah! Holy shit! and Thank you Clark Griswold! 

Goodnight Gracie!

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